"I don’t want so Sav-A-Lot FOOD, meehhn….I want haht food."

— AJ, head slightly lifted.

  • 8 months ago

"I ain’t doin’ no wimmin hehhcut."

— AJ

  • 8 months ago

"I ain’t doin’ no clients."

— AJ, while lifting his head.

  • 8 months ago

"As you cahn see, we ‘ave the 8 ‘our drug and alcohol closs."

— Classton Edwards

  • 8 months ago

"As you cahn see on di red assphalt…"

— Classton Edwards

  • 8 months ago

"I tweeted once saying ‘Goodnight from my bed in London’ and someone said ‘Do you mind if I Slytherin?’"

— Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy)

  • 1 year ago

"I wouldn’t date that motherfucker."

— said very fast and choppily by Darien

  • 1 year ago
lmfaoyoumadhuh: kill me please. lmfaooo.

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  • 1 year ago
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"Maybe a spark will ignite."

— Gato

  • 1 year ago

"Maybe a magic will happen."

— Gato

  • 1 year ago

"Jackass…I don’t care."

— Josh, because Darien stole his Monster drink.

  • 1 year ago

"Harder than nipples, baby!"

— Jermaine Knight

  • 1 year ago

"Sweet and sour bitch!"

— Mommy, talking about one of Darien’s friends who looks like a nugget.

  • 1 year ago

"Sylvie! Come dahnce!"

— Ralph

  • 1 year ago

"Eeeeeemareeee!"

— Sylvie

  • 1 year ago